June 26, 2020
 
After indulging in a musical movie marathon, I cannot stop singing show tunes around my house…Please send help.
 
 
By Sasha Cohen
Marketing Intern/Writer
 
My sweaty, shakey palms grasped the TV remote as I made the biggest decision in my entire quarantined life: what should I watch? When faced with this dilemma, I am usually so paralyzed by choice that I end up not watching anything at all. However, when I see a list of Broadway musical movies, I have no problem selecting one. As a result, I have watched an endless amount of musical movies these past few weeks and decided to write this short piece to collect my thoughts about them. Hopefully, this list inspires some decisiveness in all of you. If not, maybe my commentary will finally convince someone that I am a funny person. 
 
Fiddler on the Roof
 
My grandma and I sing “If I Were a Rich Man” a lot. What can I say? We just love practicing our “biddy biddy bums” and “idle diddle daidles.” Oh, and don’t even get us started on the bottle dance! We could watch that all day. Fiddler on the Roof is not usually the first musical to cross people’s minds when they think of joy, but for me? The story’s focus on a Russian family that relies on faith, religion, and community during a time of adversity is the very definition of remaining loyal to and celebrating oneself. Once I finished rewatching this film, I was singing all the lyrics in my sleep and undoubtedly picked up a few dance moves that I cannot wait to test out at the next Bar Mitzvah I attend; nothing excites me more than some quality Klezmer music.  
 

The Music Man

I am concerned that I will never be able to get the lyrics, “Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little. Cheep, cheep, cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more,” out of my head. “Pick a Little, Talk a Little” is one of the many earworms from the Broadway classic, “The Music Man,” and while this is a beloved piece of theater, I have a small problem with it: the entire plot. The story is about a traveling salesman who scams an entire community out of their money, yet ultimately wins the affection of a beautiful girl. Instead of explaining why I find this musical outdated, I would just like to say I have never felt more like those two old men Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets than when I was sitting on my couch, voicing my commentary about the film out loud. Don’t get me wrong, I find the music to be catchy and the dancing to be joyful, but I do not believe the story has held up over the years.  

 

Sweeney Todd

Am I a horrible person if I find this musical theater movie hilarious? Telling the tale of a vengeful barber who murders his customers and asks a woman to bake them into meat pies, no musical does dark humor better than this one. Everything about the Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street film adaptation — the gothic costumes, tired scenery, and lifeless makeup — is wonderfully gloomy due to Tim Burton’s direction. While the presentation is as lifeless as Sweeney Todd’s victims, the music’s complex composition is mesmerizing and witty. From romantic ballads to speculating how different people might taste, I struggled to differentiate whether I was crying tears of sadness or joy, but was more than okay with this confusion.

Cabaret

The cinematography in this musical theater movie is impeccable. Every time I watch this film adaptation, I always notice something new. Utilizing obscure angles, each reveal in this film is more suspenseful and gut-wrenching than any stage adaptation I have seen. Despite being almost 50 years old and set in 1931, Cabaret subtly challenges political fanaticism and anti-Semitism in a way that is still relevant today. Aside from its commentary, I cannot help but be spellbound by the show’s bold score and genuine performances. 

 

Hairspray

Right before I reached “Hairspray,” morale was low. The romanticized stay-at-home experience of not wearing jeans or running to some sort of meeting became stale. I needed something alive to feed my half-dead, quarantined soul. Yet when I heard “Good Morning Baltimore,” all I wanted to do was pop, lock, and rock. At least, that’s what Tracy Turnblad inspired me to do. Hairspray’s story of perseverance in the face of discrimination — whether that be weight or racial — remains relevant, despite being set during the 1960s, while providing an deniably infectious energy that revitalized my dejected spirits.

Between the wild dancing, lush harmonies, and beautiful costumes, this movie provided an escape and transported me to a place bursting with vitality. I am not ashamed to admit that this movie motivated me to get off the couch to jump around my house and belt on the top of my lungs like no one was watching — even though my entire family was home. I may have also busted a rib when “Welcome to the 60’s” played, but I would prefer not to talk about the whole situation.

If this list did not help you decide on what to watch next, I hope it at least made you smile! Please take care, and like always, happy quarantine.